Underneath The Mattress:

Lets start off this poem

the way it should be

with a minstrel in tights

singing sweetly to thee

"Once Upon a Mattress"

a live stage review

full of music and dancing

and singing and STOP!

Queen Wendys upset

"Oh no, Oh why?"

Cause Princess Maura

is here and shes brought

her drums to play by!

While Brouwers backstage

gettin fresh with the girls,

His Libertine father

gives flirting a whirl

And Schafer and Becky

where are they, oh no!

There supposed to be

on stage...hmmm...uh oh J

While Rachel is lamenting

backstage with the bird

The Nightingale of Samarkand

serenades and is heard...

...from the best kept secret

in the mattress play

the A/C practice rooms

are more packed than the play

While waiting on Christina

and Grueter to show

we sweat through our clothes

and stretch out real low

Bugs keeps us happy

with his cute jester hat

and his funny gremlin voice

thats almost too close a match

Bobbie and Eileen

are too cute for words

showin' off their moves

and Bobbie mouthin' the words

Danielle and Kris

always good for a laugh

or to make fun of me

right before I kick them in the ass!

Amy, Oh Amy Gayle

when will you learn

that saying "yes" to everything

is sure to get you "burned"

Erin and Dave

Spanish Panic: One More Time

"Theres a party on the west parapet

Dont forget to bring the wine!"

Loretta and Kristi

what marvelous sports

being chased and smacked

throughout the Kings Courts

Oh Susan Kramer,

with your pregnant dress

itll be alright "In a Little While"

so Lady Lucille dont distress

"Speakin of no one's looking..."

Theres Sir Harry and yours truly

so I had another "moment of weakness"

and were goin for twins...truly!

Wizard Calvin wheres your leash?

Riddle me this: what does Klings

really mean?

"That one- You Jest"

Hes the bitch to the Queen!

"It's a Show Folks!"

The motto of the year

thanks to Melissa Genova

for joining us here!

To Hannah our drill sergeant

who kept us in line

we didnt know what to get you

but as for us...beer will be fine!

Thanks I know you had fun

and "So Did I"

I'll miss you all next year

and I'll remember all the good times

Love you Guys!

Jen Zak